Chicago Metallic Ceramic S'mores Maker

Are the kids always wanting S'mores, but you don't have enough gas in your personal tank to go chop down that tree, cut up the wood, dry age it, find kindling, and start a campfire?  It's gonna rain anyway, you know it.  As soon as you get it lit.  It.  Will.  Rain.  HENCE the need for a Chicago Metallic Ceramic S'mores Maker.  Just prop the kiddies up at the kitchen island, go to the store and get some Jumbo Jet Puff the size of baseballs, a few handfulls of your kids Halloween chocolates - or maybe the bag you're stashing under the couch - and a box of CinnaGrahams (yes....cinnamon graham crackers are the way to go with S'mores).  Light 'er up....oh, man.  You forgot the 2 1/2 oz. can of chafing dish fuel, didn't you?  Cuz the kit doesn't come with.  Go back to the store, get some Sterno, give the kids the obligatory "no more than 2 S'mores" direction, that will be promptly ignored - and go watch something from the 90-Day Fiance trainwreck of programs on TLC.  One of them's on.  Trust me.  There's no Hallmark Holiday Movie tonight.

Chicago Metallic Ceramic S'mores Maker Kit ($50 Value) comes with...

(1) Ceramic Roasting Chimney

(1) Ceramic 4 compartment Serving Tray

(1) Stainless Steel Fuel Holder

(1) Stainless Steel Grill Top

(4) Stainless Steel Fork-like Pointy Thingies

By the way, the correct color for a roasted marshmallow is MEDIUM TO DARK BROWN - WITH PERHAPS FLECKS OF BLACK.  Anything less than that, and you might as well just eat them right out of the bag.  At LEAST make them darker than the graham cracker.